Brooke Mueller knows she's a potential target at the upcoming Comedy Central Roast, and she vows to to unleash her lawyers if anyone trashes her.
She wants her name 'completely off-limits' when The Warlock is roasted in L.A. on September 10, Sources close to Brooke Mueller tell TMZ.
And Brooke Mueller may have the law on her side. In her divorce settlement, Charlie Sheen promises not to ever publicly discuss her drug use, and people in Brooke's camp are telling us, He better not go there.
We are told Brooke's people are seriously considering sending Comedy Central a letter, demanding it not broadcast any anti-Mueller jabs.
But a Comedy Central rep says, the only person the network is afraid of is Charlie Sheen saying, Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast which scares even us.
Charlie Sheen has agreed to be the subject of Comedy Central's celebrity roast series, meaning that in September the fallen 'Two and a Half Men' star will presumably get another paycheck and we'll get a few more decent, winning jokes out of the affair.
In the accompanying press release, Charlie Sheen notes the obvious. You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while. He adds, It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic.
The celebrity roast series, to be filmed on 10th September and airing on the 19th of the month, has already produced memorable roasts of David Hasselhoff, Larry the Cable Guy, Bog Saget, Pamela Anderson and others.
We are hoping that Charlie Sheen can commandeer the podium at least as well as Donald Trump did when he torched The Situation earlier this year:
The actor Charlie Sheen was dumped by 'goddess' Rachel Oberlin via text message, he reportedly revealed during the question-and-answer portion of his Saturday show in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where he also explained why he won't be voting for Donald Trump for president.
Too bad, so sad, Charlie. He'd said on stage April 17 that Oberlin, porn name Bree Olson had bailed on the 'Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option' tour because she was homesick, or maybe, he hinted, because she wanted to have sex with people who were not Mr. Sheen.
The adult-film actress, 24, at first denied breaking up with Sheen, again, but was reportedly back with her folks in Indiana as of Saturday, the New York Post said. Looks as if her mom might worry a little bit less now.
Charlie Sheen, whose family court date last Tuesday made him an hour late to his show in Washington, D.C., will send his lawyers into action again this Tuesday to pick up where they left off on that other little matter, his $100-million lawsuit against his former 'Two and a Half Men' employers, and whether that will be settled in arbitration or in the court system.
By the way, the police escort that allowed Sheen's ride to barrel along at 80 mph from the airport to the show in D.C. last week! It's being investigated. A police commander didn't know officers had escorted Sheen, according to a D.C. police email obtained Monday by the Associated Press. Several policies appear to have been broken, Police Chief Cathy Lanier told the AP.
About Trump! Calling it reason enough not to vote for him, Sheen told the Florida audience that to cheer up the actor a while back at 'The Celebrity Apprentice' boss, Mar-a-Lago club, the Donald gave him a pair of fake Harry Winston cuff links.
The warlock added that, he didn't realize the baubles were CZs and tin, rather than diamonds and platinum, until he had them appraised during divorce negotiations with Brooke Mueller.
Hmm. We might not vote for a guy who actually believed Donald Trump had handed him a pair of $100,000 cuff links as a turn-that-frown-upside-down gift. And then needed an appraiser to tell him those weren't diamonds set in platinum.
The actor Charlie Sheen's custody battle with estranged wife Brooke Mueller took place Tuesday in private, in a hearing, despite a request from the actor's lawyer that reporters be allowed to witness the proceeding.
While the results were sealed by the judge, Brooke Mueller was smiling broadly as she left court, in contrast to a stone-faced Charlie Sheen.
The Los Angeles County, California, Superior Court Judge Hank Goldberg granted Mueller's request for privacy, agreeing with her lawyer that the publicity would not be good for the couple's twin 2-year-old sons.
About an hour after he entered the courtroom, the actor departed, strolling down the hallway with a woman on one arm and lawyers and guards surrounding him. He looked straight ahead as he moved to a non-public elevator for a departure from the basement garage.
Brooke Mueller, surrounded by cameras and reporters as she left the courthouse, smiled but said little. Asked how she was doing, she said, excellent, now let's go home. She then pushed through the scrum of media toward her limo.
Charlie Sheen detoured Tuesday from the East Coast leg of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' stage tour to ask Goldberg to award him full custody of the boys after Mueller failed to appear for a drug test that was required under their child-custody agreement.
As he arrived Tuesday night in Washington for a performance, Charlie Sheen told a crowd of about 30 people gathered outside that he could not talk about his custody battle and didn't know the current status of his legal battle with Warner Bros. television over his firing from the CBS sitcom 'Two and a Half Men'.
His performance was pushed back an hour as he was traveling cross-country from the hearing.
Charlie Sheen said, I was about to make a phone call and see how that thing went today. I just landed, got a police escort from the airport. We ran more red lights than Brooke Mueller going to a pawn shop.
At the California hearing, Charlie Sheen's lawyer, Mark Gross, had argued that Mueller was a dollar short and a day late in asking for the case to be sealed since she did not ask the same last month when she accused Sheen of threatening to kill her.
Mark Gross said, now that she has failed to appear for a test, she wants it sealed.
He said, but Goldberg was unmoved. I don't think it would be in the best interest of the children to be exposed to that material.
While the couple reached a custody agreement before filing for divorce last year, they have argued recently over visitation arrangements.
The dispute boiled over in early March when Brooke Mueller asked for a restraining order, swearing in a statement that Charlie Sheen had threatened to kill her.
Brooke Mueller said that Charlie Sheen told her, I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.
The assertions were made in a court document that resulted in a court order that removed Charlie Sheen's sons from his home.
In an interview the next day with NBC's 'Today Show', Charlie Sheen denied that he had threatened Brooke Mueller. The quote against him was fabricated, he said, calling the allegation 'colorful'.
Charlie Sheen launched his nationwide stage tour last month after Warner Bros. fired him.
Charlie Sheen's lawyers were also at another hearing Tuesday morning. A judge will decide if the actor's legal battle with the studio over his firing will be heard in open court or in arbitration.
Cheak out Charlie Sheen gets 'Tiger Blood' In D.C.
The former Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus has reached out to Charlie Sheen over the internet, revealing she reactivated her Twitter.com account just to get in touch with the troubled actor.
Miley Cyrus deleted her page on the microblogging site in 2009, but started 'Tweeting' again from a new account on Sunday, 03April 2011.
The Star Cyrus' return to Twitter came just days after she swore off social networking sites for intruding on her private life and she has now revealed the real reason behind her u-turn, she wanted to keep up to date with Sheen's antics over the web.
She writes in a post on the site, do not fear the Sheenius is here! I'm not gonna lie. I came back to Twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen. Winning.
And Charlie Sheen was delighted to hear from Miley Cyrus, replying, 'Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic. Now you proved it! Thanks for the love!'
Miley Cyrus responded, 'I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about Winning. Duh!
Actor Charlie Sheen has been pretty well everywhere the past few months, popping up all over national TV, the Internet and in other forms of mass media, blathering on about the 'tiger blood' coursing through his veins and decrying the 'trolls' who derailed his lucrative acting career.
So much has been said about the unemployed actor, it’s almost as if there’s nothing left to learn about him. Sheen’s banking on the 'almost' part.
The 45-year-old ex-'Two and a Half Men' star is hitting the road for a month-long, 20-city tour that gets its start Saturday night in Detroit.
What remains to be seen is whether Sheen a talented comic actor, but not a stand-up comedian, can sufficiently entertain a live audience for that length of time.
Charlie Sheen appeared in a string of memorable 1980s films ranging from the Oliver Stone-directed dramas 'Wall Street' and 'Platoon' to the timeless comedies 'Ferris Bueller’s Day Off' and 'Major League'. Later in his career, he found small-screen success as the star of the hit sitcoms 'Spin City' and 'Two and a Half Men'.
But recent years, the actor has increasingly made headlines for his drug use, failed marriages, custody disputes and run-ins with the police.
The wayward star’s behavior finally became too much for Warner Bros. Television, which booted him from 'Two and a Half Men' on March 7.
Charlie Sheen fired back with a $100 million lawsuit and all-out media assault in which he informed the world about his standing as a 'rock star from Mars' and a 'warlock' with 'Adonis DNA' who lives with two 'goddesses' both of whom, he said would be at the Detroit show.
His unique banter and catchphrases think 'winning' have spread over the Internet and onto T-shirts, more than a few of which are expected to be sold on the tour, which wraps up May 3 in Seattle after stops in Dallas, Atlanta, Chicago, Denver, Houston, New York, San Francisco and others. Sheen has said the Detroit show, where tickets cost $45 to $80, sold out.
I am bringing ‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option’ show out to you in the battlefield, Sheen said in a video announcing the tour. If you’re winning, I’ll see you there. Trolls need not apply. Buy your ticket. Take the ride. And the ride will take you.
The ride begins in the Motor City where the star of the show will grace the stage of the historic, 5,100-seat Fox Theatre, which sits across Woodward Avenue from Detroit’s baseball destination, Comerica Park.
Charlie Sheen is opening his show within sight of the home of the Tigers.
Charlie Sheen's has been hospitalized in Los Angeles with severe abdominal pains. Publicist Stan Rosenfield gave no other details the condition of 45 year old.
TMZ Celebrity website was the first to report Sheen's hospitalization Thursday. TMZ says Sheen was taken by ambulance following an early morning call 911.
The star of CBS' 'Two and a Half Men' has been dogged by personal problems and apparent health issues. This is his third hospitalization.
Last week, CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler said network officials have a high level of concern about his off camera behavior.
