Mom, Can I have an apple?
Yes sweetie.
Mom, can I have an apple?
Of course, help yourself.
Mom, can I have an apple?
You don't have to ask silly!
Mom, can I have an apple?
They're on the table sweetie pie!
Mom, can I have an apple?
Of course you......wait a second!--What the crap? You mean...??? ZADOK!!! No more apples until you finish the ones you started! Geeez whiz! Who is your mother??
You are. I love you Mommeeeeeeeee!