27 days left

Summer seems to be slipping away. Although we've had an awesome and fulfilling Summer, doing lots of anything we feel like doing, I never like to say goodbye too soon. So, if you consider Labor day (the first Monday in Sept.) to be the final end of Summer, that means we have 27 days left to celebrate my favorite season.

There are lots of things that I wanted to do this Summer, and lots of things I've done. However, let's just say I need to pick up the pace if I'm going to do all of them.
Not to worry, I work really well under pressure.

So,

I have 27 days left to:

Read my huge stack of books that have been piling up
Wake up early every morning and jog
Swim nude in some lake
Get my 20 year old body back
Paste googley eyes onto every tangible object in my house
Write a letter to popsicles and tell them how good they are
Buy a Karaoke machine and have a sing-a-thon every night
Do the splits on parked cars like "Here I go Again" by Whitesnake
Boycott Wal-Mart for good, once and for all
Stay awake at night longer than my family
Buy cheap garden fencing and pretend to have an herb garden that didn't grow......oh wait, I already did that.
Not sew anything
Wear skirts daily
Free, unihibited playtime every day
Never poke a hook through a worm ever again for fishing (trauma!)
Establish myself as the community junk collector for the neighborhood